Yeah, okay.  So the enemy wasn't the only one to die in the game.  Konoko does experience her fair share of deaths as well.  You can only save at certain save points in the game, so it's more than frustrating to occasionally die and find yourself a 1/2 game hour back.

Sometimes you get a simple death, one opponent, you just feel stupid...

                                     

Sometimes they'll pair up and a duo will attempt (and succede in these death cases) to kill you.

                                     

And then sometimes you find yourself the victum of a very unplesant ole fashion gang bang...

                                     
 

Okay, so that's the basics of the game, now the rest.

Throughout the game you get some friendly advice....

you meet some intresting people...

                                     

become a l33t hax0r and then get hax3d...

                                     

prove that you, in fact, have nothing in common with a murderer (by snaping someone's neck with your foot)....

realize that there is no spoon....

meet your uncle, learn your past, loose your uncle as he saves your life, hook TIVO up to a very large dish...

                                     

and ultimatly face off against your evil twin brother, proving that you're not alone, and kick some serious ass!

                                     

After all, there can be only one!

                                     

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